From the deepest depths of an Ebola-ridden corpse, Basil Baxter has emerged. Alone in the world, he has but one aim: total world domination. You are invited to join his elite team of henchmen. Together we shall overturn order, incite chaos, bring excruciatingly painful death to all. None shall be spared. Not even you. Why? Because Basil loves you.
There’s stuff you can buy. So buy stuff. Daddy needs a new pair of SS-20 nuclear missiles.
It appears there is some major sports event afoot in the America’s. Specifically that part of it which is no longer a colony, nor a real country. (Basil Baxter admits to his intel being out of date on this one, he will have to investigate.) In any case; Basil Baxter applauds sports events. They lead to such interesting deaths; stadiums going up in flames, participants dropping dead… wonderful!
But here is a particularly original story:
Occasionally Basil Baxter needs to dispose of a body. Mailmen, for instance. They just keep on coming, it’s as if they enjoy the Basil Baxter experience. And Pizza delivery boys; why can they not ever be on time?
Usually Basil Baxter finds his victims well away from his home, but when they decide to show [...]
The blurb: “This 38cc petrol chain saw with 400mm bar length has anti-vibration handle for comfort and electronic ignition.
There is also an automatic chain oiler and chain break with this JCB petrol chainsaw.”
Basil Baxter tried this product while Polly watched. She wasn’t too happy about seeing Basil Baxter with another woman, but she had [...]
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