Basil Baxter was happily surfing and blogging, like the good hip early-adopter he is. (Actually Basil Baxter is more of a late aborter, but he understands it is a marketing term he will just have to live with.) Things were going just fine. He instituted and handed out the first psychopathic killer of the month [...]

How Basil Baxter came to be. (part 3)
Then the Internet came along. Basil Baxter was elated. Here was the perfect medium for spreading the gospel of Basil. He loved it. At first he started on IRC, then Usenet. But as the Web gained momentum, he soon found his ideal method; Hyves. (www.hyves.nl)
He set up a [...]

In the beginning, Basil Baxter just spent a lot of time practicing with Polly. He briefly visited the Sowjet Union, mainly to pay homage to his idol; Stalin. While there he used Polly to make some improvements to the R-16 rocket they were about to launch. It took only one cut to the pyrotechnic membranes [...]

Basil Baxter was born somewhere during the Peloponnesian war in 430 BC. He emerged from the corpse of an Athenian soldier. He was naked, wearing nothing but sunglasses. During those early years he briefly struck up a friendship with a rusty sword. But the rusty sword was not very trusty, and left him for a [...]