Basil Baxter looked disappointed. ‘I’ve sent numerous E-mails and you never replied!’
The man standing in the doorway looked panicky. He seemed hard pressed to think up an answer to Basil Baxter’s admonition.
Basil Baxter put Polly down and walked up to the man, whose eyes were swivelling around the room as if to find an exit. [...]

It appears there is some major sports event afoot in the America’s. Specifically that part of it which is no longer a colony, nor a real country. (Basil Baxter admits to his intel being out of date on this one, he will have to investigate.) In any case; Basil Baxter applauds sports events. They lead to such interesting deaths; stadiums going up in flames, participants dropping dead… wonderful!

But here is a particularly original story:

Basil Baxter apologizes for the blog being down yesterday 20-4-2008. Turns out that one of the ballistics calculations was too much too handle for the server and it experienced the uncomfortable feeling of having no memory left. Basil Baxter has resigned himself to just using semtex on the cruise liners and saving the Tomahawk missiles [...]

Usama Bin Laden
Third cave from the right
Arid desert no-one bothered to name
Pakistan.
Basil Baxter HQ, 01-06-2006
FROM THE DESK OF BASIL BAXTER
RE: Your request for an alliance with Basil Baxter.
Dear Usama,
Thank you for your interest in joining Basil Baxter on his drive to purge the world of all that possesses life. Your kind letter has brightened Basil [...]

Dear Santa, or San Tec L’Aus, as some seem to call you,
Basil Baxter Loves You.
It has come to Basil Baxter’s (who Loves You) attention that you are a powerful Ninja. It is also clearly apparent that you have access to a comprehensive intelligence network which monitors and records all deeds “naughty and nice” of all [...]

Dear friends,

Basil Baxter loves you.
Ever since www.hyves.nl kicked Basil Baxter off, things must have seemed quiet to you. In fact they were anything but. With the help of some loyal followers in several countries Basil Baxter was quietly working on a comeback. And here it is! Sorry for the long time this took, but [...]