Basil Baxter Loves You

From the deepest depths of an Ebola-ridden corpse, Basil Baxter has emerged. Alone in the world, he has but one aim: total world domination. You are invited to join his elite team of henchmen. Together we shall overturn order, incite chaos, bring excruciatingly painful death to all. None shall be spared. Not even you. Why? Because Basil loves you.

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There’s stuff you can buy. So buy stuff. Daddy needs a new pair of SS-20 nuclear missiles.

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T-shirt: I kill people because Basil Baxter Loves Me
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T-shirt: I killed my mommy and daddy because Basil Baxter Loves Me. Show your love

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So you have chosen to join Basil Baxter on his drive for utter, total, uncompromising and absolute genocide, the complete destruction of all life. In return you, as loyal carriers, will be spared until you have carried Basil Baxter to more loyal carriers. You may feel free to do so by using these images. Enjoy them. Please do download them before using them as your desktop wallpaper; the Trojans and Virii need the bandwidth, too.

Remember: Death is forever, not just for the holidays.

And never forget that Basil Baxter Loves You. Disease is health. Ignorance is strength. Death is life.

 

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Do You Love Basil Baxter?

Are you sick? Demented? Do you prowl the streets at night, naked, wearing nothing but sunglasses? No? Oh well, we cannot all be perfect. Join Basil Baxter! Basil Baxter needs bloggers, artists, video-artists, musicians and the like to spread the gospel of Basil Baxter. And start commenting. If you are found worthy, Basil Baxter will contact you.

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